Today a customer came in to the Pizza store where I work and complained that the food they had purchased had a strand of black hair in it. After some deliberation, my boss decided to fire me. He is the only staff member there with black hair, I shaved my hair 2 weeks ago. FML
You know you’re talking about a classy establishment when you call it a “Pizza store”.
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You know you’re talking about...classy establishment when you call it
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