Apr
14th
Tue
14th
Today, I went to a football sleepover with all of my teammates. I felt something near the bottom of my sleeping bag, and I pulled it up with my foot. My entire team watched me pull out a red thong. My parents had been on a camping trip the week before. FML
Today, I forgot that the reason I joined the football team was to pull random undies out of my sleeping bag. Also, I went to a “football sleepover.” FML.