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Today, I woke up to 70 new text messages and 100 calls all from numbers I didn’t know. The night before I got into a heated argument with my old best friend about who was prettier. She got mad and posted my number on craigslist.com as a prostitute. Apparently I won. FML
You only know you won if she also put up her number, and you got more calls/texts. And of course, to determine who’s prettier you’d have to post your pictures as well. Learn to tell a story, moron.
