Reblogging FMLs that suck. - This guy is also a big fan of the American Office.

If you're going to make up an FML, at least make up a good one.

This guy is also a big fan of the American Office.

Today, I was masterbating under the covers with my ipod on, listening to some music. When I was finished, I got out of bed and saw a nice tray with a sandwich and glass of milk on it from my mother. It wasn’t there when I started. FML

Today, I stole a joke verbatim from Ricky Gervais. FML.

Alternative Title: This guy is the Dane Cook of Tumblr.