Mar
28th
Sat
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Today, a really hot guy walked into my office. Wanting to impress him, I picked up the phone and pretended to be making a huge buisness deal, talking loudly about big sums of money. I put the phone down and smiled seductively at him. He said “Hi! I’m here to connect your phone lines.” FML
The sad thing is that guys aren’t impressed with women who make big business deals. You would have had better luck just taking your shirt off.
