Mar
28th
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Today, I was invited to a pink panty party at my neighbor’s apt. I went out and bought the cutest pair of pink panties and went over to the party in only them and a matching bra. When I opened the door everyone was wearing jeans. Apparently a pink panty is a mixed drink. FML
We all saw Legally Blonde, which has in common with this story that it is completely fictitious.
